Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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