Do vagina's smell?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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