Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
