I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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