Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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