my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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