the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Randomize
