Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
my poor anus
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