you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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