Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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