...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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