I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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