I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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