How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm eating all of the evidence.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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