I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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