i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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