I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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