I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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