peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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