Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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