I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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