we have officially lost it.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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