let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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