if you like me you must not know who I am
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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