im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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