Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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