You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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