i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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