IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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