thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
try to milk me bitch
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