i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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