Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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