trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
two words: eviction party
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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