This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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