PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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