I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
