your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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