Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
They are going to name an STD after you.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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