Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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