Sponge bath it is.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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