i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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