Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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