quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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