thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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