I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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