you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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