Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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