Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.