so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
