yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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