Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Couch. On fire.
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