He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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