some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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