I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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