I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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