I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
