I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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