Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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